A.) Out on my early morning bike ride, I saw this saying on a car license plate:

Y Tax

Is this driver protesting all taxes, or just the personal property tax?

If I ever see that car in a parking lot, I think I’ll put this note under the windshield wiper:

Y tax?
2 repair the roads u drive ur car on!

B.) You know how fans of college teams often hold up signs with the initials of the broadcasting network in bold, hoping to get on TV? I love the sign pictured in this morning’s Gazette. (Each word emphasizes one of the letter in “ESPN.” And the opponent was the Old Dominion University Monarchs):

TribE
USurp
(Those) DesPotic
MoNarchs

I love it!! Only a nerdy William and Mary student would hold up such a sign at a basketball game!